Person with happiest life wins Facebook.
Missing hypnotist found glaring into mirror.
Shark eats psychiatrist; blames its parents.
Minotaur ravages. Minotaur slain. Minotaur T-shirts.
Amateur actor falls off stage unconvincingly.
Jesus returns as a woman. Disbelieved.
Dream recording machine hacked; free downloads.
Cash reward for Wanted poster scammer.
Will Smith invades. Aliens save day.
Professional impersonator unconvincing at portraying herself.
Superhero shrinks costume in wash; retires.
Killer trapped in mirror reflects guilt.
Holy Grail found. Used as paperweight.
Artificial Intelligence created. Nothing evil happens.
Insomniac dreams of sleeping; wakes exhausted.
Scientists definitively measure piece of string.
Genius misplaces time machine. Forgets when.
Snake bites charmer. Charmer becomes piper.
Godzilla surfaces; destroys city; apologises profusely.
Escapologist trapped in toilet before performance.
Ventriloquist tortured; says nothing. Puppet freed.
Parachustist survives malfunction. Becomes diver. Drowns.
Zen master meets double. Kills him.
They turned me into a parrot!
Six-word-short-story-writer assassinated over improper hyphen use.
Intense affair. Disappointment. Marriage salvaged. Disappointment.
Dinosaurs return from space; very angry.
Humans leave in spaceships. Endless journey.
Teleported to Mars. Mars is teleport-less.
Alien abduction. Life explained. Memory wiped.
Ancient civilization discovered. Exactly like ours.